Never leave for Michmeet without plenty of gotch.

Every 100 miles you get to sing the shower song and you get to reload your gun.

Exit 26A in Indiana is the greatest interstate exit ever.

There is no good time to drive through Chicago.

The amazing wonders of "cheez." (No, not cheese. Cheez.)

The amazing wonders of Velvet's magical blue goo.

The best part about knowing an arch is not archpoints, or getting your area through approval more quickly. It is being able to crash at their place before and during Michmeet.

The early bird catch the worm and/or returns the beer bottles for lots of cash.

Canadians may sound funny, but people trying to sound like Canadians sound funnier.

When driving to Solon's place, it's best to do so in an armoured vehicle, preferably a tank with lots of machine guns.

Lazuli is cute even when she shamelessly murders a fellow villager and becomes cursed.

There are some forms of trauma that only downing three pixy sticks in a row can cure.

And lastly:
The cow says: Moo!